The 19 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
I hate when I go out in public and the public be there.
This guy invites me to do Donuts in his car. First there was nothing glazed in there. Also a terrible driver next!
— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) November 16, 2020
Crazy that some people don't need glasses and can just rawdog vision like that
— queen joheen (@queenjoheen) November 15, 2020
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
— T Raww 🥰 (@TierneyJanea) November 16, 2020
Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots
Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet
Investor: you’ve got yourself a deal
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 16, 2020
gyms closing again???? I was about to start next week fr this time 🙄 pic.twitter.com/e9ZzW0sSbd
— Danae 🧚🏼♀️✨ (@_daannaaee) November 17, 2020
my fave collective lie that everyone has agreed to is when the box of q-tips says "do not use inside ear canal 😉" and we the consumer are like "we won't 😉😉😉"
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) November 15, 2020
It's Sunday. Everyone remember to change into a new outfit for the week.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 15, 2020
I hate when I go out in public and the public be there
— martial 11 (@martialdeyforyo) November 16, 2020
Excel has stories now too 😍 pic.twitter.com/022UwhPLHY
— Beatrix Kiddo (@TheLiddoFox) November 17, 2020
happy birthday to this crazy girly 😜🎂🎉👯♀️ pic.twitter.com/fVETP8nRKR
— badgirIkiki (@badgirIkiki) November 17, 2020
my mom and I text like twice a month and this is usually how it goes pic.twitter.com/LqlxEOcdz0
— gaychel (@coochieflop) November 18, 2020
Spreading disease over the Thanksgiving holiday? That’s sooo 1621.
— katie morrissey (@KatieMoNYC) November 16, 2020
A friend is someone you can text “Do I look good in yellow?” and three dots appear and disappear twice before you get back “No.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 17, 2020
pls forgive my student loans. they didn't mean to
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) November 16, 2020
a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 16, 2020
pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy sh*t” every time the music gets really loud
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 15, 2020
i b like idc then throw up from anxiety
— mimis ◡‿◡✿ (@miaasilvana) November 16, 2020
Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself
— Hannah Tindle (@hannahtindle) November 16, 2020
so what are we gonna do with all the daylight we’ve saved ? buy a house??
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 16, 2020
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