My friend and I are starting a new band…
We've decided to call ourselves 'Duvet'…
We do covers
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What is green, red, blue, yellow, purple and orange?
The first French fries were not fried in France.
They were fried in Greece.
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which days are the strongest?
Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weak days.
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What did he give her on Valentine's Day?
Something red and lots of lies.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need advice.
What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"
And I told him, "No it doesn't!"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What do you call a joke that isn't funny?
What are the 2 words that will open lots of doors in your life?
Push and Pull
ME: I feel like I’m dying inside
DAD: go outside
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