35 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Halloween in 2020
The Halloween decorations in my yard are all tombstones with plans I had for 2020 written on them.
The funny folks of Twitter have found humor in the spooky holiday's 2020 fate.
#1
This house in my neighborhood every year nails Halloween decorations. pic.twitter.com/eX19mACqUv
— Gelly Bean (@funangela) October 18, 2020
#2
The Halloween decorations in my yard are all tombstones with plans I had for 2020 written on them.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 5, 2020
#3
For Halloween this year I’m going as a much more broken down version of myself from earlier in the year.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 6, 2020
#4
Reading what everyone's doing for Halloween on the NextDoor app, and a lady just said she's doing "Trick or Yeet," where she just throws candy at people standing on the curb, and honestly that's the most 2020 thing I've read all year.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) September 29, 2020
#5
The cool thing about 2020 is your kid can dress up as any profession for Halloween by throwing on leggings and a sweatshirt and saying they’re working from home
— Wendy (@wendy_b) September 10, 2020
#6
Are u guys dressing up for halloween and then just like vibing in your kitchen as Dracula or what . what’s the situation
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 16, 2020
#7
What are you going to be for Halloween this year? I’m going to be a mother of 2 who stays at home and early votes. pic.twitter.com/zWa8wymaMm
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 24, 2020
#8
I could come face-to-face with a realass werewolf this Halloween and it still wouldn't rank in the top ten scariest sh*t I've seen in 2020.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 14, 2020
#9
The year Halloween falls on a Saturday is the one where the universe wanna act up smh
— Elita (@ElitatheLibra) October 26, 2020
#10
Halloween 2020 pic.twitter.com/B14ZuGEtga
— ThisOneSaysBoo (@ThisOneSayz) September 30, 2020
#11
Just thought of the scariest halloween costume. Has anyone mentioned dressing as the numbers 2020?
— jnyemb (@jnyemb) September 17, 2020
#12
9yo, looking at a neighbour’s Halloween decorations: it’s funny that they put masks on the skeletons, but the masks aren’t covering their noses!
9yo: but ... I guess skeletons are already dead, so they can’t get COVID
9yo: they’re just being supportive— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 19, 2020
#13
One of the downfalls of my kids being in virtual school is the absence of Halloween class parties.
I always loved putting on the sign up sheet that I’d bring the Jell-O shots. Kids love Jell-O.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 26, 2020
#14
My 5yo asked me if he should be a Minion or a “Corona Pilot” for Halloween and if this doesn’t sum up 2020, I don’t know what does.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) October 20, 2020
#15
Burned the absolute living fu*k out of two fingers with hot glue today making a Halloween costume for the five-year-old that will be worn to precisely zero (0) houses.
— 💀 damned sinker 💀 (@dansinker) October 25, 2020
#16
I’m going to dress as Billy Madison and sit in with my son’s zoom class, for Halloween.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) October 20, 2020
#17
I just let my kids eat fresh oven-baked cookies while they were in the bathtub. If COVID is gonna fu*k with their Halloween, I need to at least let them know what 2020 is truly about.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) October 20, 2020
#18
remember last year when we were all bit*hing about how halloween was two weeks long? so many parties! we're going to die of fun poisoning! (and the 2020 monkey paw retracts one finger)
— Erin 🎃GrudgePAC🎃 Ryan (@morninggloria) October 23, 2020
#19
[halloween 2020]
kid: trick or treat!
neighbor: you look great are you a superhero?
kid:
neighbor: sweetie?
kid:
neighbor: oh no i think the zoom froze.
— bl💀nk (@mister_blank) July 22, 2020
#20
People are all mad that Halloween is “canceled” as if 2020 hasn’t already been one long fu*king horror movie.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) October 7, 2020
#21
My kids: Halloween isn’t gonna be any fun this year☹️
Me: *scaring my kids in the house for all of October*pic.twitter.com/6ti3Z1lyx1
— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) September 10, 2020
#22
how to have a super scary Halloween in 2020:
1. wake up
2.
3— beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) October 16, 2020
#23
What are you gonna be for Halloween? I’m torn between unduly optimistic and pants-sh*ttingly anxious.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 14, 2020
#24
I'm still having a Halloween Party but now I'm making sure everyone stays 6 feet apart in the Bobbing for Apples line.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 22, 2020
#25
going as the mute button for halloween
— count of monte christo (@KimmyMonte) October 23, 2020
#26
Part of my Halloween display that represents 2020- pic.twitter.com/caQqyqIa0a
— Jen (@TheNextMartha) October 17, 2020
#27
Putting my Christmas Karen halloween costume together. I demand to see your Manger!
— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) October 2, 2020
#28
Sure, trick or treating is off the table, but that doesn’t mean Halloween is cancelled. My child and I will he celebrating the old fashioned way, by burning an artisanal pentacle into our floor and summoning spirits from the netherworld
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 19, 2020
#29
Wow, I can’t believe Halloween has been canceled and yet I still have to read tweets defending candy corn on my TL 🤢
— 馮 julie 🧛🏼♀️ (@jiaalin) October 5, 2020
#30
*Decorates for Halloween using pages of the 2020 calendar*
— Cathryn 💚🏳️🌈💚 (@AngryRaccoon2) September 27, 2020
#31
Now this is a Halloween display #CLE #Halloween2020 pic.twitter.com/2OcapF8v2y
— Karen Kasler (@karenkasler) October 10, 2020
#32
“what are you gonna be for Halloween?” Alone bro
— JV (@aintshitjunior) October 17, 2020
#33
Flex on people who always keep a neat house by not cleaning the cobwebs in your house and being ready for Halloween before they are.
— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) October 22, 2020
#34
My husband fills the Halloween candy bowl early, expecting I’ll have no willpower and eat it all within 4 days, but joke’s on him this year: I haven’t touched it, I keep 2 bags of candy in my night stand.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) October 22, 2020
#35
I’m going as sexy reckless endangerment for Halloween.
— Sarah Sweeney (@heysarahsweeney) October 5, 2020
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has advised against traditional trick-or-treating “where treats are handed to children who go door to door,” and grown-up costume parties are similarly against public health guidelines.
Preview photo credit: ThisOneSayz / twitter.com
