30+ Too-Real Tweets That Sum Up Thanksgiving 2020
You want a traditional thanksgiving?
Holidays have been looking different in the age of the COVID-19 pandemic.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is advising against unnecessary travel and gathering with people outside your household.
#1
“We should cancel Thanksgiving this year.” - turkeys
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) November 18, 2020
#2
Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 17, 2020
#3
inspirational holiday pandemic tweet: if you make a pie good enough this November, you don't need Thanksgiving dinner guests. fu*k em. more pie for you
— Beth (@bourgeoisalien) November 6, 2020
#4
Had a stress dream last night where I traveled home (16 hours) for thanksgiving because my mom promised me it would be very small and locked down then when I arrived she was like “Come on! We have reservations at Ruby Tuesdays. I know you love the salad bar.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 19, 2020
#5
Please stay home for Thanksgiving so we can all be thankful our family is still alive to be disappointed in us next year.
— Gennefer WEAR A MASK Gross (@Gennefer) November 13, 2020
#6
Planning my Thanksgiving 2020 menu, so far it’s just canned cranberry jello shots
— Nate gonna worry about that right now ⛰☕️ 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) November 12, 2020
#7
If you don’t start your Thanksgiving Zoom invites with “You are covidly invited” I don’t even know what you’re doing.
— Kara Kinney Cartwright (@dbaKaraKC) November 17, 2020
#8
Why are white people even traveling for thanksgiving. Imagine risking your life for some dry a*s turkey.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) November 14, 2020
#9
NY TIMES: here's 52 appetizer recipes for your Thanksgiving celebration!
ME, STILL ISOLATING IN A PANDEMIC: pic.twitter.com/wdLSzd00jY— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) October 28, 2020
#10
My family has decided to not do Thanksgiving this year. Is this Christmas? It feels like Christmas.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 17, 2020
#11
I have found my personal hell and it is an email from the in-laws, subject: Zoom Thanksgiving activity sign-ups.
— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) November 14, 2020
#12
If you’re on the fence about traveling to eat pie and dry meat & breathe on your family, consider the fact that in-person Thanksgiving celebrations are going to be more a*shole-heavy than ever this year. Would you endanger your own health in order to go to a bar on Jerk Night?
— Erin WAR ON THANKSGIVING Ryan (@morninggloria) November 15, 2020
#13
You want a traditional thanksgiving?
The CDC recommends you eat outside like a god damn pilgrim this year— Dave Ween (@pittdave13) November 12, 2020
#14
The best part about a socially distanced Thanksgiving, is not having to force down seconds of your Grandma's creepy "surprise jello."
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) October 19, 2020
#15
We’re doing a Zoom Thanksgiving, in part because of the virus but also so we can mute uncle Bob’s annual racist rant.
— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) November 9, 2020
#16
Just as we're worrying about how to say safe during a pandemic Thanksgiving, I get a press release reminding us how to avoid cooking fires. pic.twitter.com/YJgwOJuexN
— Valerie Schremp Hahn 📰 (@valeriehahn) November 17, 2020
#17
2019: Do the kids really need THREE days off for Thanksgiving break?
2020: PLEASE GIVE US THE REST OF THE YEAR OFF YOU’RE RIGHT TEACHING IS BULLSH*T
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) November 17, 2020
#18
Is “gobble me swallow me” a good caption to use on thanksgiving??
— just carrie (@carriejjeffries) September 6, 2020
#19
"We're only getting together for Thanksgiving" is 2020's answer to "we'll cover more ground if we split up" or "I'll go reset the breakers in the basement by myself."
— Howard Tayler (@howardtayler) November 12, 2020
#20
The bad part about not having a big Thanksgiving dinner this year is that I was looking forward to taking everyone's portion of cranberry sauce since no one likes it as much as I do.
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) November 9, 2020
#21
Oh no please don’t take Thanksgiving away from us, it’s our only chance to eat bad food that takes forever to cook and watch the Cowboys play bad football and argue with family members over whether Democrats are baby-eating demons
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) November 12, 2020
#22
my solo pandemic Thanksgiving plans are:
- snacks I like
- turkey legs
- stuffing baked in a muffin tin
- biscuits
- gravy
- veggie side
- grocery store pie, halfto last me 3-4 days
— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) October 28, 2020
#23
This thanksgiving is gonna be extra special cuz Americans can spread disease to each other like in the original
— I’m tellin ya (@BabancourtPapi) November 11, 2020
#24
We can’t have large family gatherings for Thanksgiving but the US isn’t missing out on that drunk uncle who won’t leave the party.
— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) November 6, 2020
#25
we did it guys, we cancelled the toxicity that is thanksgiving
we couldn’t have done it without your recklessness
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) November 16, 2020
#26
It's 2020. It's been a hard year for the young ones, so I'm giving my kids their dream Thanksgiving Dinner... Mac n cheese and bread.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 15, 2020
#27
If you can't spend this Thanksgiving with your family, it's comforting to know they're only one phone call away from ruining it
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) November 18, 2020
#28
Not only am I not traveling on Thanksgiving, but I’m probably just ordering pizza.
— stacia l. brown (@slb79) November 16, 2020
#29
I feel like Thanksgiving is going to be a piece of cake this year. I’ve been getting my stomach prepared since March. Overeating. Napping. Eating again. Let’s go Thanksgiving. I’m dominating you this year. #2020
— Lauren Alaina (@Lauren_Alaina) November 20, 2020
#30
let’s just all agree to officially end the year the day after thanksgiving and call it a day, eh?
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) November 16, 2020
#31
i don't need to celebrate thanksgiving this year because i've already spent every day of 2020 arguing about politics with my family and then falling asleep after eating too much
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) November 12, 2020
#32
Talked my parents into canceling their thanksgiving plans 🧡 keep believing in yourselves, folks and you too can nag your family into safety.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 15, 2020
#33
A good line for trying to get out of Thanksgiving dinner is “why do you want to murder me?”
— Allana Harkin (@AllanaHarkin) November 18, 2020
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