#1 Can't take a sh*t in peace in this house.
So stop sh*tting in the tub...?
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#2 Two of my chickens (I have 10) like to sneak up on my dog and poke her in the butt.
This chicken is trying to establish dominance over your dog. Chickens have a social structure of dominance and subordinates, and they peck feathers from the rear of the chickens below them in their social group. It's where the term "pecking order" comes from. This one thinks that the dog is a part of that group.
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#3 She ordered a 12$ salad.
3 slices of tomato, a dash of olive oil, and a mozarella ball :D should have ordered the pizza in the back ground, has more salad on it.
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#4 Doesn't really work like that.
The trick is to dry your hands first, and then pull the paper towel.
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#5 This picture was taken the moment before I fell into the splits, thinking that I could ride these like rollerblades.
That face is the perfect instant regret face. The pain hasn't even begun yet, but the adventure has and you are not happy about it.
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#6 That’s not how it works...
If you read the label the out come shouldn't have surprised you. It's a "no chew deterrent" or put another way it's encouraging them to chew (double negative).
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#7 There goes my meal for today and over half an hour of work.
This happened cause you didn't use a WOK, Uncle Roger would be disappointed if he saw this.
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#8 2020 has hit Sesame Street hard too.
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#9 Got hit in the face with a hat at six flags.
At least it was the softer side. Bill side would have hurt.
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#10 Well, the cat is just rubbing it in, I think.
Little known fact: Siamese cats are extremely heavy, and can be used as door stops, paperweights, or to prevent prisoners from getting away.
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#11 My wife's charger broke off inside the phone.
It'll always be charged now, I see no problem.
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#12 Cabinets collapsed in my kitchen.
That kitchen aid mixer helpin out.
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#13 I've been buying bay leaves when there's a bay tree outside my front door. I've lived here for over a year.
Make sure that you Pick and Dry them in a jar before cooking with them, won't harm you but they can be bitter otherwise.
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#14 Dropped my full can of tuna in the drain.
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#15 I was going through the car wash when suddenly everything in the tunnel stopped. I looked over and...
NO LINE CUTTING!!!
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