19 Tweets That Prove No One Really Likes Thanksgiving Turkey
Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner. You can’t change my mind.
Turkey may be the centerpiece of the traditional Thanksgiving meal, but it’s not necessarily a fan favorite.
#1
I'm considering not doing turkey this year because it only serves as a conduit for gravy, but I'm not sure if I should replace it or only eat sides
— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) November 12, 2020
#2
Y'all gotta admit, like 85% of turkey preparations could also be used as childhood collage supplies cuz they dry as hell
— folu (@notfolu) June 15, 2016
#3
Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner.
You can’t change my mind.
— Jack “CouRage” Dunlop (@CouRageJD) November 25, 2019
#4
Turkey is overrated. I can think of like 12 better meats...chicken, steak, bacon, cock, ham, salmon, etc...
— Anthony (@OMGItsBirdman) November 28, 2019
#5
Ham>turkey on Thanksgiving
— OpTic Scump (@scump) November 22, 2018
#6
The actual turkey 🤦🏾♀️ https://t.co/A0iYHbB0GZ
— ♛ (@Loc_Starrr) November 15, 2017
#7
On thanksgiving - turkey is just an excuse to eat all the side dishes. What is everyone’s favorite side dish and why is it stuffing?
— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) November 9, 2020
#8
next year I'm going to try stuffing the turkey with chicken nuggets so maybe my kids will actually eat a bite of it
— The Dad (@thedad) November 29, 2019
#9
Lamb. Ham. Chicken. Dog food. Cardboard box. Shoelace. Dead flowers. Concrete. Rubber. Wicker. Candle wax. Really anything https://t.co/pKWMznNKfn
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2018
#10
Happy Thanksgiving the turkey was dry
— Gail Walden (@GailWalden6) October 8, 2018
#11
Do people who cook a turkey for thanksgiving dinner know nothing of nachos?
— 🎄Envy 🎄 (@envydatropic) November 26, 2015
#12
What’s your LEAST favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Y’all might drag me but.... the Turkey can leave...
— Jessica Fyre💫✨ (@TheJessieWoo) November 2, 2020
#13
thanksgiving will never reach its full potential until mac and cheese claims it’s rightful place at the throne and turkey becomes a side dish
— Zack Fox (@zackfox) November 22, 2018
#14
The Mac and cheese is more important than the turkey
— JoDaGoon (@LoyolMafia) November 19, 2018
#15
Me: Ready for some turkey?
5-year-old: I wish the pilgrims ate pizza.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2017
#16
turkey is only good for leftover sandwiches (covered in gravy)
— mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss) November 12, 2020
#17
Me: I don't like turkey, it's so dry and tasteless
White people: but there's SO MUCH of it though
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 25, 2018
#18
What are we making for thanksgiving? Are we still on this turkey bullsh*t?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2018
#19
7-year-old: Do we have to have turkey for Thanksgiving?
Me: It's what the pilgrims had.
7: Only because they didn't have pizza and ice cream.
Me: *updates the menu*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2019
Preview photo credit: PARK FEIERBACH, CouRageJD / twitter.com
