#1

R.I.P. 2020 (2020 - 2020)

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2020

#2

At this point. Just give us $2600 cause we all confused.

— ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ (@the1stBran) December 28, 2020

#3

Closure isn’t real. Cut your hair, get a tattoo, rob a bank and start dating again.

— m i s h (@_moimichelle) December 27, 2020

#4

I bought myself binoculars for an early birthday gift. Bout to watch tf out of these birds.

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) December 30, 2020

#5

I love hitting a paywall and being like "guess we'll never know"

— aubrey (@aubreybell) December 29, 2020

#6

What’s your small, meaningless grift? Mine is I used to tell people I’d read Ulysses

— Lindsay Hunter (@lindsaydevon) December 28, 2020

#7

there is no greater lie than me calling my yoga pants "yoga pants"

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 29, 2020

#8

Talking myself into taking a break like pic.twitter.com/RCQZo7JsMJ

— ᴮᴱKate Sánchez⁷ (@OhMyMithrandir) December 27, 2020

#9

when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- “i wanted to be a muppeteer”.

— 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕯𝖚𝕭𝖔𝖎𝖘 (@joaniejabronie) December 27, 2020

#10

hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly

— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 31, 2020

#11

anyone: happy nye

my brain: happy new york ecity

— Hillary (Not Sara) (@smithsara79) January 1, 2021

#12

my favorite part of home alone is when they briefly consider chartering a private plane but decide the kid is not worth it defund winnetka, illinois

— ziwe (@ziwe) December 27, 2020

#13

How do I tell my boyfriend that I want him to scream at me in bed like he’s Gordon Ramsey and I am a little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée

— 🕊 (@dovenymph) December 31, 2020

#14

WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I'M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i've been ignoring

— dr. dalia malek داليا عبد الملك ☥𓂀 (@DALIA) December 28, 2020

#15

Hilaria Baldwin needs to take this whole mess to the Red Table...or as she would say, the Mesa Roja.

— Julia Young (@okjulia) December 28, 2020

#16

I assume a Peloton is like $10,000
so every time a person I know buys one I’m like holy sh*t is everyone a millionaire?! I will not look up the actual price

— amil (@amil) December 27, 2020

#17

could i interest u in plant? pic.twitter.com/uz0IYkh8Ah

— 𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓎 (@FrickinDelanie) December 30, 2020

#18

can’t trust a guy who faces the other way whilst you’re sleeping. what’s over there? other women??

— ً (@tularosaax) December 27, 2020

#19

I am a WRITER ok I open up my little computer when I have an IDEA and then I BUY THINGS on the INTERNET

— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) December 29, 2020

#20

wowww it’s 2021 here in korea!! wanna know what the future is like?!!

- it is dark out
- everyone is asian
- my grandma is gently snoring

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 31, 2020

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