The 19 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
Nothing like being the first one on a conference call to show everyone who’s not boss.
#1
"Is he hot or just he just have a beard and sunglasses" - the eternal question
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 27, 2020
#2
What’s it like living with anxiety: pic.twitter.com/IDne7YbZMl
— Hannah Thompson (@HLThompson93) February 27, 2020
#3
Therapy but instead of an office with a trained therapist it’s a public bathroom with 3+ drunk girls who tell you your outfit is amazing and you deserve better than what’s going on in your life and you all hug and never see each other ever again
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) February 27, 2020
#4
🎶 you coulda had a bad bit*h, noncommittal
this movie’s about women, who are little 🎵- greta g
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 27, 2020
#5
when gmail nudges me about an email i haven’t answered in a timely fashion pic.twitter.com/FbTGLz9DP5
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 27, 2020
#6
leave me alone i’m manifesting pic.twitter.com/73cCjz9b58
— steph (@godhasbangs) February 24, 2020
#7
Every major U.S. city has a nearly identical overcrowded food hall in a new cement building with string lights and stalls like “Meatball Slut”
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) February 25, 2020
#8
nothing like being the first one on a conference call to show everyone who’s not boss
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 27, 2020
#9
CDC: don’t touch your face
— Brooke Rogers 🌻 (@bkerogers) February 28, 2020
#10
half my girl friends have turned into militant socialists the other half dont leave home w/o their boyfriends neither group is ever available for dinner
— mal (@upstreamculotte) February 24, 2020
#11
my favorite movie trope is when hot girl is... surprisingly beer drinking? when she’s girl but eat burger? when she lipstick but also talk football? when she grew up with four brothers but also... has blonde hair???
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) February 27, 2020
#12
A slice of apple pie is $1.40 in Jamaica, and $2.60 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
— Steph (@StephanieYeboah) February 26, 2020
#13
My midwestern a*s loves screaming thank you when leaving literally any establishment
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) February 28, 2020
#14
sex and the city made me think adult life would involve a freakish amount of walking at night while jazz music played
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 24, 2020
#15
saying “pulp fiction isn’t even that good” in a room full of men just to feel something
— carmen (@joanofarcsgf) February 26, 2020
#16
Who needs a weighted blanket when you can just lie under a week of unfolded laundry?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 27, 2020
#17
How do we know this wasn’t Miss Frizz’s true form pic.twitter.com/CC4RhCIAcp
— ghost mom (@radtoria) February 26, 2020
#18
Really wasn’t prepared for how much of adulthood you can spend freaking yourself out with the Google results of any given bodily symptom
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) February 25, 2020
#19
my favorite activity -- based on amount of time I devote to it -- is lying awake all night worrying that I need to get a good night's sleep
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 24, 2020
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Preview photo credit: SnarkyMommy78 / twitter.com
