#1

man I miss precedented times

— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) May 18, 2020

#2

i know my friends are hot bc any time we take a pic it looks like i won a raffle contest to meet them

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) May 20, 2020

#3

The day begins when I bring my charger from the bedroom into the couch area

— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) May 20, 2020

#4

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) May 16, 2020

#5

getting emotional thinking about how i am now the adoptive mother of the library books i took out on March 2nd

— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) May 20, 2020

#6

americans are treating coronavirus like I treat my period— pretending it’s finished when it is obviously not!

— ziwe (@ziwe) May 19, 2020

#7

How come in 90’s movies teens are always at a nightclub like honey we weren’t allowed in nightclubs we were getting yelled at for being too loud in a Fazoli’s

— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) May 19, 2020

#8

I WISH I KNEW WHAT KIND OF MUSIC MY DOG LIKES

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 16, 2020

#9

I don’t like the idea of penises growing over time but I also don’t like the idea of them starting out full size. ultimately I understand that the right call was made

— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) May 18, 2020

#10

me desperately clicking “leave meeting” so I’m not the last one left with the host

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 20, 2020

#11

people are so anxious for bars to re-open like they don't know you can charge yourself double for a beer and stare at your phone at home too

— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 21, 2020

#12

Me: I hate drama.

Also me: Reads all 258 comments on a heated Facebook post thread that is 100 percent not my business.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 18, 2020

#13

Thank you for coming to my TED talk pic.twitter.com/1dI8aqw1U8

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 21, 2020

#14

i miss that awkward 30 seconds after leaving the movie theater with someone else where both of u have to announce whether u liked the movie or not but nobody wants to give their opinion first in case they’re wrong

— helen (@helen) May 20, 2020

#15

All I can remember is the flavor of that spoon. pic.twitter.com/NTFlYmF1p8

— Kae Lani Palmisano (@KaeLaniSays) May 18, 2020

#16

ME: Why can't I sleep?
BRAIN: The team put together a PowerPoint of every worst case scenario that could go even more wrong. Dave, can you dim the lights? We'll get started.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 17, 2020

#17

What kind of sick perversion is it that I try to get laughs in therapy?

— Alyssa Stonoha (@astonoha) May 21, 2020

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