The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
Hear me out: epidurals, but for elections.
#1
If the world does end soon I am going to very much regret eating so many salads
— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) November 2, 2020
#2
watch nevada walk in to report results with a huge iced coffee
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 5, 2020
#3
while we’re on the subject have we decided if it’s pronounced nevada or nevada
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 5, 2020
#4
Nevada counting ballots pic.twitter.com/GC85ZFZdMd
— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) November 5, 2020
#5
very excited to see all my friends in person one day and none of us mention that we have all visibly aged during our separation
— kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) November 2, 2020
#6
Funny how the tequila soda I had at 4 a.m. did not, in fact, set me up for success today.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) November 3, 2020
#7
I get it dark chocolate, I’m 85% bitter too
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 1, 2020
#8
Recipes used to be terse instructions handwritten on an index card. Now you scroll through a Paris engagement story before you get to how to make the goddamn soup.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 31, 2020
#9
checking the news today pic.twitter.com/Gf0fBoAKVL
— Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) November 4, 2020
#10
this feels like the last 4 minutes of a football game when ur like oh so that means it'll be done in 4 minutes and the football game is like .... hahhahahahahaha ... no
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 5, 2020
#11
you guys maybe some of our 2020 election tweets will be in a mcgraw hill textbook
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) November 5, 2020
#12
Nevada is that friend who says they're on their way but is actually still lying around in a towel
— Lauren Strapagiel (@laurenstrapa) November 4, 2020
#13
me aged 13 reading a series of unfortunate events https://t.co/PbakodwWjG
— ikran⁷ (@ikran) November 5, 2020
#14
Finally an answer for why everyone seems so tense. https://t.co/akVZuvVEC3
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 2, 2020
#15
It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:
- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over pic.twitter.com/5fXL0Qx2Nb— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) November 5, 2020
#16
Hear me out: epidurals, but for elections
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 4, 2020
#17
Instead of blue and red let’s do pink and mint green
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) November 4, 2020
#18
Hello darkness my old friend
Why did you come at 4 pm— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 1, 2020
#19
y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌
— tanas😷 (@wintanagebrai) November 4, 2020
#20
Me seeing a regular baby: ok
Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA... IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 31, 2020
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