#1
My friend and I are starting a new band…
We've decided to call ourselves 'Duvet'…
We do covers
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#2
What is green, red, blue, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.

#3
The first French fries were not fried in France.
They were fried in Greece.
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#4
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
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#5
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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#6
Which days are the strongest?
Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weak days.
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#7
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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#8
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
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#9
What did he give her on Valentine's Day?
Something red and lots of lies.

#10
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need advice.

#11
What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a musician?
A tattoo.

#12
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"
And I told him, "No it doesn't!"
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#13
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
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#14
What do you call a joke that isn't funny?
A sentence.
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#15
What are the 2 words that will open lots of doors in your life?
Push and Pull
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#16
ME: I feel like I’m dying inside
DAD: go outside
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