40 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Life As A Grown-Up
Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy panic attacks.
#1
Welcome to adulthood.
The weather makes you angry now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 28, 2019
#2
"Hi, welcome to adulthood. My name is dread and I'll be taking over for excitement."
— Nicole Betz (@TomHanksIsHot) March 28, 2014
#3
Welcome to adulthood.
You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 4, 2019
#4
Welcome to adulthood. You now have a favorite brand of antacids.
— WittyLouWho™ (@WittySassBasket) March 7, 2019
#5
Hi, welcome to adulthood! You'll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) April 23, 2014
#6
Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you’ll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) July 22, 2020
#7
Welcome to adulthood, grocery stores and elevators play your old jams now.
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 7, 2019
#8
Welcome to adulthood. Everything annoys you now.
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) September 7, 2017
#9
Welcome to adulthood. You now have strong opinions on mattresses.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 27, 2019
#10
Welcome to Adulthood. ⁰⁰The quality of your day is now completely dependent on whether you remembered to bring lip balm and Advil when you left the house.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) August 25, 2018
#11
Welcome to adulthood. Your body now crackles like a carnival glow stick when you get up.
— Elf on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) March 20, 2019
#12
Welcome to adulthood. You thought you had no responsibilities today but then you woke up and suddenly have 307 things to do.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 26, 2020
#13
Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite burner on the stove now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 18, 2019
#14
Welcome to adulthood
You probably have an opinion about which type of trash cans you like best for your kitchen and bathroom
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) May 16, 2019
#15
Welcome to adulthood. You always have at least 6 remaining dirty dishes after filling the dishwasher
— ~*Wellness Witchery*~ (@TheMandiEm) August 11, 2018
#16
Welcome to adulthood. Ibuprofen is the new skittles.
— Innocent Illusion (@DianaG2772) May 22, 2018
#17
Welcome to adulthood. You now have a “morning routine.”
— The Untastic Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) May 23, 2018
#18
Welcome to Adulthood. Your inner monologue is constantly screaming now.
— 𖤐 Father Drinks McGee's Evil Doppelgänger𖤐 (@drinksmcgee) May 9, 2018
#19
Welcome to adulthood. Freezer space is now a commodity.
— Celeste Yvonne (@andwhatamom) July 30, 2019
#20
Welcome to adulthood! Instead of Christmas presents in the mail, you get bills.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 4, 2019
#21
My 8 year old son: I feel icky.
Me: Welcome to adulthood.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 31, 2013
#22
Welcome to adulthood, be careful handling bleach while wearing your good sweatpants.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) October 11, 2017
#23
Welcome to adulthood, where youthful optimism is replaced by anger when the grocery store cashier bags your items out of the order you specifically put them on the belt.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 26, 2018
#24
Just saw the wind take a kid's balloon away and he just stared at it as it floated away. Not a cry or anything, just watched it. Welcome to adulthood kid.
— Trey (@treydayway) October 16, 2018
#25
Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy panic attacks.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) July 10, 2014
#26
Welcome to adulthood.
You have a plastic bag filled with 56 other plastic bags now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 9, 2020
#27
Welcome to adulthood. You watch television shows about people buying houses now.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) April 30, 2018
#28
Hello and welcome to adulthood. If you do not yet have several drawers in your house full of various cables, wires, and adapters, one will be assigned to you shortly.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) June 8, 2020
#29
Welcome to Adulthood, I hope you like Ibuprofen.
— Wonder Kitten (@Tw1tter_K1tten) March 22, 2016
#30
Welcome to adulthood, where not flossing for one night instills previously unfelt amounts of self-loathing.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) May 15, 2017
#31
Welcome to adulthood. Using a good pen brings you joy now.
— Kristen (@Kica333) October 13, 2019
#32
Welcome to adulthood, where you'll spend 90% of your time wondering how some of these fu*kers made it to adulthood.
— Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® (@BGH70) October 27, 2018
#33
Welcome to adulthood. Cancel the exorcism, the groaning and creaking sounds are you.
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 8, 2019
#34
Welcome to adulthood.
Loud cars make you angry now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 22, 2020
#35
Welcome to Adulthood. Don’t get too excited about getting 6 hours of sleep, that just means your back will be EXTRA sore for the next week, at least.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) September 13, 2019
#36
Welcome to adulthood. I hope you like tylenol and disappointment
— Cats Against Humanity™ (@CatsVsHumanity) April 15, 2020
#37
Welcome to adulthood.
You now have a favorite toilet stall at the office.
— Celeste Yvonne (@andwhatamom) April 3, 2019
#38
Welcome to adulthood! You have 4,302 emails in your inbox yet you go 2.5 weeks on average between seeing grown ups you actually like in person.
Everything is simultaneously crowded and lonely🙈— ~*Wellness Witchery*~ (@TheMandiEm) March 20, 2018
#39
Me: Don’t hit people.
4-year-old: But I really want to!
Welcome to adulthood, kid.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2014
#40
Welcome to adulthood.
You are bored and angry and you don't know why.
— Elf on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) July 24, 2018
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