#1 They overheard the customer say "it's Steven, spelled with a ph"

Phteven.
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#2 Liquid zoo.

Ah yes the liquid zoo with all the sea puppies, angry dolphins, and pre sushi live.
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#3 On carousel.

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#4 On elbow.

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#5 On excitement.

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#6 On toblerone.

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#7 On photon.

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#8 On thceif.

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#9 My name is "Noah". Everyone spells it wrong. I thought there was one place that would get it right.

The cashier was Noha, too? What a coincidence!
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#10 Mini guitar.

!!
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#11 Unsleep.

(unsleep me) unsleep me inside! (unsleep me) unsleep me inside! ｓａｖｅｍｅ
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#12 Chipotle gone wrong.

Ah yes, Chiplo3, my favorite restaurant.
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#13 Attsma

I'm using breathn't from now on.
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#14 On handshake.

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#15 My favourite... triangle food with topping.

Hmmm yes, I love Peter.
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#16 Water hungry.

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#17 Great Way to Spell a Great President.

"I didn't say that." --April Ham Lincon
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#18 On gas.

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