#1 They always take the proper precautions.
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#2 I wonder why...
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#3 You’ve never seen a pink lion?
"mac. Angel. Light of my life.." man that part got me.
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#4 BYE!! America see you... Never!
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#6 So innocent.
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#7 And passports too.
They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.
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#8 Just what.
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Wait until this guy learns what he's expected to do on Halloween!
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#10 Get this idea patented.
It's much rarer today to look over at another car at an intersection and see them singing along to the same song you're listening to.
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#11 Who's gonna tell her?
Literally the only family you can choose.
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#12 Anti-vaxxer accidentally advocates for vaccines.
Make sure you tell her about other chemicals to avoid. Like water.
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#13 That's not how that... Never mind.
That baby is probably an adult by now with how old this tweet is.
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#14 Can't even be mad, that edit was perfect.
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#15 I can't get over the word Twote.
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#16 Actually, it is pretty funny.
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#17 To ask for a mysterious service.
Library delivery for donation, not a bad idea...
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#18 This beer.
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