The 30 Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week
Having a dog means you feel guilty going o-u-t to e-a-t.
#1
Having a dog means you feel guilty going o-u-t to e-a-t.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 22, 2020
#2
My dog took advantage of my exhaustion and forgetfulness by leading me to his food bowl twice in one morning and, let's just say he's pretty pleased with himself right now.
— Alex Woodroe 🌲🐇👿🌲 (@AlexWoodroe) October 22, 2020
#3
I just watched a woman slowly drive down my street with all her windows open and a golden retriever's face hanging out each one.
This is the kind of parenting I can get behind.
— Anna Maree (@rxysurfchic) October 21, 2020
#4
We need some happiness. pic.twitter.com/j7J2YrYOfG
— Maryanne Chisholm #resister 🌊 #artist 🌊 (@MaryanneChisho2) April 4, 2020
#5
Oh look, how nice that there is someone out walking their dog in front of our house. I think I'll just ignore them and go on about my day.
-my dogs if they had brains
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 21, 2020
#6
just finished a whole jar of nutella bcos im stressed and now my cats are judging me pic.twitter.com/TqCUGgaYp8
— Tina B. 🏳️🌈 (@inaurner) October 22, 2020
#7
"NO hooman.. You will NOT press that Enter and Twitter that 'funny' video from me!"
🎥 Imgur /gallery/AJfJ3n9 pic.twitter.com/7x8FyVsiay
— The 'Six Stinky Cats' Gang (@SixStinkyCats) October 23, 2020
#8
My cats at 11:29 PM My cats at 11:30 PM pic.twitter.com/58dBlrS9I1
— Will🦒Menaker (@willmenaker) October 21, 2020
#9
a dog thing i deeply enjoy is when they meet a stranger out on a walk and they start excitedly and rapidly moving their gaze between you and their owner as if to say “Woah!!! a PERSON!!! Are you seeing this!!!! This is crazy. cant make this stuff up”
— Mister Gorbachev, Hit These Back Walls (@SAMOYEDCORE) October 22, 2020
#10
me and my dog are having an argument apparently x pic.twitter.com/ZMpxChelcL
— em† loves sawyer 🌸 (@WVLBURSOOT) October 21, 2020
#11
I'm so sorry but I have to do because I love this cat so much pic.twitter.com/bh8AJp7Mxw
— Chibig 💫 Deiland Pocket Planet on Kickstarter (@chibigstudio) October 21, 2020
#12
My sister outside talking to this cat that appeared on our porch a few days ago lol pic.twitter.com/xxbw80HmD4
— L.Dre 🧸 (@ldrethegiant) October 21, 2020
#13
You’ve heard of dogs in purses, but have you heard of cats in purses? I went out into the hallway and found Lulu squished up against the radiator and purring 😂😻 #CatsOfTwitter pic.twitter.com/urFul6qXBx
— Kendra 👻💀🎃 (@kendrajbean) October 22, 2020
#14
A doggo’s love for her puppers#dogs #dogsoftwitter #dogsofinstagram pic.twitter.com/UxGkbziJFO
— Dog fans (@funnydo25814387) October 22, 2020
#15
Golden Grunts pic.twitter.com/Ab8hLze998
— Napa the Golden (@napathegolden) October 22, 2020
#16
One of these things is not like the others
(Wonder how this happened) pic.twitter.com/ZvttD4pnsZ— We Love Dogs, USA (@WeLoveDogsUSA) October 22, 2020
#17
I went to check on husband in the other room when I heard him say “your heart rate is about . . . uh . . . hundreds of beats per minute. That’s either very alarming or completely normal.” He was practicing medical examinations on the dog again. pic.twitter.com/0UJLEh2RpV
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 23, 2020
#18
7 months into quarantine and I’m getting photos of me and my dog taken, hows yours going? pic.twitter.com/ED0rHTiTGW
— jank vill (@givinguponhope) October 21, 2020
#19
people walk their dogs by our house all day and i've noticed the dogs ALWAYS stop to sniff this one spot on the corner of the lawn. they've done it for years, but as far as i can tell there's nothing there. so they're just smelling all the other dogs who stopped to smell it
— NEW! Valerie® Zero™ (@valeriehalla) October 21, 2020
#20
A round of applause for this doggo? 👏🐶 pic.twitter.com/3GVwv7bjTm
— Puppies 🐶 (@PopularPuppies) October 23, 2020
#21
HE KISSED HER BACK 😍 pic.twitter.com/2PF3siD8du
— Travels & Nature 🌴 (@TRAVELxNATURE) October 22, 2020
#22
Gave my dog a bath for the first time and the look of betrayal on his face says it all pic.twitter.com/LQqJR8JMZx
— Matt McGavic (@GeneralWasp) October 22, 2020
#23
My wife doing a set of weighted squats at home. Nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/hSRVywg79k
— Bisexuals of the Blade (@fancy_foxtrot) October 23, 2020
#24
"Look mom, I'm an elephant!"😁❤ pic.twitter.com/I1Wysami6C
— 🐕Puppies🐕 (@Standard_pup) October 23, 2020
#25
I hear there is a debate tonight so maybe you need another picture of my weird dog. pic.twitter.com/2y6Y5cnmnM
— Julianne Dalcanton (@dalcantonJD) October 23, 2020
#26
😀😃😀
— 🌹RNA anecdotes💐 (@rnadxb) October 22, 2020
#27
“Bring your child to work day” Border Collie edition
🎥 Imgur /gallery/boATMvD pic.twitter.com/THtFOfBQDJ
— Funny Gorgeous Animals (@GorgeousPlanet_) October 23, 2020
#28
so my dog has the audacity to eat from my plate and sit like this after that pic.twitter.com/ipoy2WiHb5
— A (@pakaluthepapito) October 22, 2020
#29
Lol...this cat man. Was hanging up some towels, one fell down from wind blowing.
Cat: 🤔 Must be my new bed. pic.twitter.com/yqIcSbUOYf
— Docm77 (@docm77) October 22, 2020
#30
saw a coyote from very far away while i was out walking my dog so obv when i got home i told my sister “OMG OUR DOG LITERALLY ALMOST GOT EATEN BY A COYOTE!”
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) October 22, 2020
#31
I wonder how many vacuums they go through in a year😂
🎥 IG greenvalleyaussies pic.twitter.com/5VbnviqDZO— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) October 22, 2020
Preview photo credit: WeLoveDogsUSA / twitter.com
