24 Hilarious and Too-real Tweets About Dumb Food Packaging
Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough.
I really wish Nature Valley bars didn't contain more crumbs in their packaging than there are people on this earth
— Initial B (@mundanelotus) June 1, 2017
There’s got to be a better way than the soy sauce packet. It’s thin consistency is an enigma. I don’t think I’ve ever opened one and got it all on my intended target.
— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) February 28, 2020
Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough
— Mary H.K. Choi *please pre-order YOLK ily* (@choitotheworld) April 15, 2020
Fruit Rollups have too much packaging. You should be able to buy them in a jumbo roll, like paper towel.
— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) September 26, 2020
If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps. pic.twitter.com/QyJ6Ew6V4w
— Tim Brannigan (@tim_brannigan) November 6, 2014
I cut open a Capri Sun with a knife after I broke the straw
Now I have to clean the floor & change my shirt
I'm adulting so hard it hurts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 19, 2016
Not convinced that we have done all we can to find the the best way to package flour
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) May 10, 2020
Why are ketchup packets so small? Who the hell only uses ONE ketchup packet? MAKE THESE THINGS BIGGER.
— Joe Santagato (@JoeSantagato) January 23, 2020
I won’t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that aren’t soaking wet
— Karli Marulli (@VeryFineHat) April 13, 2020
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won't be necessary.
— moody monday (@mdob11) July 22, 2014
My mutant superpower is I can open any snack packaging the wrong way so it's impossible to close again
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 28, 2016
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for pic.twitter.com/NqA9jtFjG9
— Sequel Memes (@SequelMemes) January 17, 2018
[inventing potato chips]
CEO: they’re so fragile, how will they be packaged?
Inventor: in a sturdy box
CEO: nah, let’s go with a bag
Inventor: but they’ll get crushed!
CEO: fill the bag with air
CEO: really strong air
— .Mela. (@mela_shea) March 14, 2020
DID YOU KNOW? Capri Suns come in that handy foil packaging so kids can just whip 'em right down on the living room carpet when they're done.
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) April 14, 2015
Hey, new gum packaging! Just pull the string, punch the perforation, peel off the flap, rip the plastic, fold the cardboard, flip the lid...
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 26, 2013
We are living in the golden age of wasteful gum packaging
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 14, 2019
We'll make the packaging "re-sealable" but it won't work so the cookies go stale and they have to buy more.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
"Save calories with our product by not being able to open its ridiculously indestructible packaging!"
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 5, 2014
Me, the world's most prominent berry supplier, training my many berry packaging employees: now throw a couple gross ones in there too lol
— Ash (an new years angel) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) July 27, 2017
Packaging = food clothing. #tuesdaythoughts pic.twitter.com/7RPKxqrxCu
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 19, 2019
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) June 13, 2014
I would really like to see some improvement on the packaging for mustard and ketchup packets. They just never open right!!! #mustardhands
— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) February 23, 2012
Me: got my fries just gonna open this packet of ketchup.
Ketchup Packet: haha nope.
Me: come on man please.
Ketchup Packet: use your teeth.
Me: uh what?
Ketchup Packet: use. your. teeth.
Me: ugh fine.
[ketchup explodes everywhere]
Ketchup Packet: lol.
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) November 30, 2018
dole fruit cups- when you saw this in your lunchbox & got so lit (until u tried to open it & spilled it everywhere) pic.twitter.com/3SgvmjHuEa
— ☾ (@telllthemoon) July 15, 2016
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