#1

hermit_hwarang / Via twitter.com

#2

robfromonline / Via twitter.com

#3

roobeekeane / Via twitter.com

#4

TheBlackHermit, OGxTP / Via twitter.com

#5

I JUST SENT A WORK EMAIL THAT WAS JUST 800 PUMPKIN EMOJIS pic.twitter.com/r1zY6uYsDz

— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) October 1, 2018

#6

Years ago I made my phone autocorrect the word “like” so I would use it less.

I’ve never accidentally sent a text or email with that autocorrection until today, at work, when I sent this to the Head of HR: pic.twitter.com/sFKBgPJH2I

— Logan Guntzelman (@adirtyguntz) September 21, 2019

#7

anyone who sends a work-related email, text, fax, page or tiktok the week between Christmas & New Year's, don't forget to cc um and bcc no

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 28, 2019

#8

Protip: Never end a work email with “Let me know if you want to discuss” without immediately leaving the building.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) May 7, 2018

#9

Skoog / Via twitter.com

#10

“Per my last email”

Are definitely fighting words

— Opulence (@PaulinoElite) February 7, 2018

#11

me: *responds to one work email*

me exhausted lying in bed immediately after: https://t.co/K53N5KKSRq

— MISS BENNY (@Miss_Benny) January 11, 2018

#12

all group emails in august:

person 1: hi everybody
me: hi
person 3: Thanks for your email! I am currently out of office and will return..
person 4: Hi! I am currently on vacation with limited..
person 5: Hello! I'm away from office until..
person 6: Hi! I am away do not email me

— jonny sun (@jonnysun) August 21, 2018

#13

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 19, 2018

#14

someone at my corporate job had a baby and in the congrats group email some people called it the "newest member of the team"

i need to escape this pic.twitter.com/YdS5pxGKBi

— CONEY (@CONEY) November 20, 2019

#15

jillboard / Via twitter.com

#16

__apf__ / Via twitter.com

#17

*Sending a work email after not talking to someone for a week*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me:

“...Hope all is well”

— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) November 13, 2018

#18

I meant to sign off a work email like this:

“Best,”

but I typed

“Bees,”

and I panicked and doubled down on the mistake,

“I SAID bees, and I MEANT bees”

so I think now I have to spend the rest of my career pretending to be a mass of swarming bees wearing human clothes.

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) March 30, 2019

#19

holy_schnitt / Via twitter.com

#20

roobeekeane / Via twitter.com