#1

There should be a tax on tinsel to cover therapy costs for all you damaged people with birthdays in December.

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) December 7, 2018

#2

All I want this Christmas is for people to remember my December birthday. 🎉🎁🎂

— WorkingBarbie (@WorkingBarbie) December 1, 2014

#3

A friendly reminder to give December babies 2 gifts.

— HHFB webcomics (@HHFlashbacks) December 23, 2019

#4

It’s rude to have a December birthday. We’re all very tired and now this?

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) December 2, 2020

#5

Am I allowed to start celebrating my bday on my half birthday? I'm sick of my December bday.

— Caroline Lunny (@CarolineLunny) May 13, 2013

#6

2 of my kids' birthdays are in late December so I'm basically not allowed to drink on St. Patrick's Day anymore.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 26, 2016

#7

Shout out to all the parents throwing December birthday parties and wishing they had been more practical about family planning.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 16, 2019

#8

Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish boys and girls with December birthdays. What you lose in gifts you gain in learning that life is unfair.

— Matthew Federman (@matthewfederman) December 17, 2014

#9

Rubbish things about December birthdays:
• It takes forever to organise a night out because of everyone’s Xmas work dos.
• You or someone coming to your do will get flu.
• hardly any birthday cards/invites in shops.
• gifts sometimes come in Xmas wrap.

— Michelle Harrison (@MHarrison13) November 26, 2018

#10

If your birthday is in December you should be fu*king ashamed of yourself. That’s Jesus’ month and you’re rudely interrupting.

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 29, 2020

#11

If your birthday is anywhere between December and July, you’re getting Santa wrapping paper, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 25, 2018

#12

To November and December babies, happy birthday in advance. We're busy.

— 𝑹. (@richy_wrld) November 2, 2020

#13

I'm so politically correct, I tell my friends with December birthdays "happy holidays" just cause it's not everybody's birthday.

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 23, 2015

#14

A special shoutout to everyone who had to get used to disappointment at an early age simply because they were born around the holidays.

— Cats Against Humanity™ (@CatsVsHumanity) November 24, 2018

#15

shout out to everyone born in late December who always had to downplay their birthdays and take a back seat to the holidays, I see you, you selfless lovelies (next year we revolt)

— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 24, 2018

#16

It's December birthday month. Be extra nice to those of us who get screwed. #Dec20

— Jen (@TheNextMartha) December 1, 2011

#17

I just remembered when i was small..

Children church pastor was like "Someone special was born in December, today we would honour our December baby"

I came out and climbed the stage happily in front of the whole congregation.

He was talking about Jesus😭😭😭

— Ikuku Malaysia 🧖🏾‍♀️ (@chefobubu) January 14, 2018

#18

Having a December bday as a kid: ugh i hate when people give me one combo gift for my bday/xmas so unfair!!

Having a December bday as an adult: everyone got engaged over thanksgiving and is having an engagement party on my birthday

— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) November 28, 2018

#19

Every person born in December can relate to those having a half assed home birthday “party” during quarantine.

— not a doctor (@MommaUnfiltered) March 22, 2020

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