There should be a tax on tinsel to cover therapy costs for all you damaged people with birthdays in December.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) December 7, 2018
All I want this Christmas is for people to remember my December birthday. 🎉🎁🎂
— WorkingBarbie (@WorkingBarbie) December 1, 2014
A friendly reminder to give December babies 2 gifts.
— HHFB webcomics (@HHFlashbacks) December 23, 2019
It’s rude to have a December birthday. We’re all very tired and now this?
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) December 2, 2020
Am I allowed to start celebrating my bday on my half birthday? I'm sick of my December bday.
— Caroline Lunny (@CarolineLunny) May 13, 2013
2 of my kids' birthdays are in late December so I'm basically not allowed to drink on St. Patrick's Day anymore.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 26, 2016
Shout out to all the parents throwing December birthday parties and wishing they had been more practical about family planning.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 16, 2019
Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish boys and girls with December birthdays. What you lose in gifts you gain in learning that life is unfair.
— Matthew Federman (@matthewfederman) December 17, 2014
Rubbish things about December birthdays:
• It takes forever to organise a night out because of everyone’s Xmas work dos.
• You or someone coming to your do will get flu.
• hardly any birthday cards/invites in shops.
• gifts sometimes come in Xmas wrap.
— Michelle Harrison (@MHarrison13) November 26, 2018
If your birthday is in December you should be fu*king ashamed of yourself. That’s Jesus’ month and you’re rudely interrupting.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 29, 2020
If your birthday is anywhere between December and July, you’re getting Santa wrapping paper, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 25, 2018
To November and December babies, happy birthday in advance. We're busy.
— 𝑹. (@richy_wrld) November 2, 2020
I'm so politically correct, I tell my friends with December birthdays "happy holidays" just cause it's not everybody's birthday.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 23, 2015
A special shoutout to everyone who had to get used to disappointment at an early age simply because they were born around the holidays.
— Cats Against Humanity™ (@CatsVsHumanity) November 24, 2018
shout out to everyone born in late December who always had to downplay their birthdays and take a back seat to the holidays, I see you, you selfless lovelies (next year we revolt)
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 24, 2018
It's December birthday month. Be extra nice to those of us who get screwed. #Dec20
— Jen (@TheNextMartha) December 1, 2011
I just remembered when i was small..
Children church pastor was like "Someone special was born in December, today we would honour our December baby"
I came out and climbed the stage happily in front of the whole congregation.
He was talking about Jesus😭😭😭
— Ikuku Malaysia 🧖🏾♀️ (@chefobubu) January 14, 2018
Having a December bday as a kid: ugh i hate when people give me one combo gift for my bday/xmas so unfair!!
Having a December bday as an adult: everyone got engaged over thanksgiving and is having an engagement party on my birthday
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) November 28, 2018
Every person born in December can relate to those having a half assed home birthday “party” during quarantine.
— not a doctor (@MommaUnfiltered) March 22, 2020
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