#1 Ordered a Champion sweatshirt on eBay. Received a Hanes sweatshirt with a Champion logo glued on.

Is champion a hot brand now? Growing up champion was what you'd call a Walmart brand today.
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#2 I bought this Bob Ross chia pet... These are not happy trees.

Soup tastes better from a chia pet bowl.
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#3 This person who received a DIY gone bad.

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#4 When your mom realizes it's not the first time you've drunk and you're not a baby girl anymore.

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#5 I couldn't stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived!

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#6 Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine's Day pizza while I'm on a business trip.

You always really try. That's what I love about you Domino's.
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#7 It's not the photograph that I wanted in my passport.

Welcome to the family.
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#8 This brownie.

For $1.90 you could have gotten an entire box of Cosmic Brownies BTW.
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#9 Well, it fits the cat.

This legitimately made me giggle.
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#10 My daughter wanted a bear, not a fat rabbit.

You can actually squish the air around, a bit, to inflate it correctly. You might have overinflated it, though.
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#11 Dress vs. dressing that could cover a wound.

It's a DIY shirt obviously. You gotta glue the strips of fabric where you want um.
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#12 Includes a "Private Balcony." Is just a view of the wall of the next building.

Very private.
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#13 The Very Rare Occasion when the plus size item you ordered online is way bigger than expected.

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#14 This dinosaur pillow.

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#15 When you're friends with a taxidermist, nothing surprises you anymore.

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