#1 When you're out for a nice Sunday drive.

This is gonna be one weird call with the insurance company.
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#2 My chicken stole a whole piece of pizza from my plate.

“Cluck you!” - the chicken, probably.
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#3 Well , he tried.

She's wearing a pizza slice.
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#4 The road between Kununurra and Broome is closed due to flooding, below is the closest detour on paved roads is almost 4,000 miles.

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#5 Ordered a stamp, guess the photo I sent didn't work.

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#6 Should have read the instructions.

Damn, you got screwed over.
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#7 Guess I don't actually own a queen size mattress.

Put the frame in the washer or something.
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#8 I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand.

That happened at my job too, just put them all in a large container and shake them lightly, the roasted one will rise to the top since they are lighter (less water) than the unroasted ones.
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#9 Ordered a "half mushroom half pepperoni" pizza...

1/2 mushroom, 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 plain.
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#10 She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane.

Yes, but she got a nice cozy headrest, so it all worked out.
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#11 Got my old AC moved to new house by "professionals", who insisted this is the only feasible way to install it here.

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#12 Let’s hope they were able to get a ride to work.

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#13 And I was going to be early to work too...

They stole your wheels, can't have sh*t in Detroit.
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#14 Heavy wind uprooted a tree in my front lawn.

It almost looks like you could just tip it back over.
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#15 New sofa delivered - thanks forklift truck driver...

You may want to make a phone call.
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