#1 Thanks for the help, Siri!
#2 Yesterday I told Siri to remind me to get dye today and her sent me this.
Homonyms are such a bliss to virtual assistant.
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#3 I got a coupon code for 30% off Bluetooth headphones that ended up being 98% off when I entered the code.
BUT WHERE IS THE LINK TO THE PRODUCT AND WHAT IS THE PROMO CODE.
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#4 I was driving, and my phone vibrated in my pocket to tell me this.
Aah, the irony.
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#5 Thanks for having my back Tinder, I guess...
Feel sorry for you since you didn't even get the customary fakes to like you...
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#6 Ah yes the ultimate relaxation.
Great! You're dead!
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Messagebox.show("Task failed successfully");
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#8 Yes, that’s exactly how bridges work!
Reminds me of City skylines.
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#9 What the hell did I do...
Why did I try to touch the okay button?
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#10 Did my dog just discover teleportation?
Someone on Ogden St. just opened a cellophane snack package.
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#11 Could not copy files because no.
I'm sorry I just don't feel like it.
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#12 Everything is good.
Everything is good.
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#13 I think my Uber driver is in trouble.
He can fly. He stole Mr. Weasley's car clearly.
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#14 Setting a reminder.
But the reminder string is on the wrong finger...
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#15 EVERYTHING IS BROKEN.
Congratulations, you just broke EVERYTHING!
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