16 New Years Resolution Tweets That Had Me Cackling
Release my inhibitions.
What's gonna be yall New Years resolution...?
We sticking to 1280x960 streched..
— Haci (@DonHaci) December 25, 2019
MattTheBrand / Via twitter.com
End of the year https://t.co/x6AHXMei8J
— Daddddy is high (@Daddyistwenty) December 25, 2019
kaylanicolejo / Via twitter.com
SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
• predictable & boring
• nobody wants to hear about it
SAYING YOU "THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING"
• what the hell does that mean?
• are you some kind of ocean wizard?
• you seem mysterious & powerful
— Roxi Horror(@roxiqt) December 26, 2019
I always like to look at Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942.
Pretty similar to what mine are each year. pic.twitter.com/9aJfYjhZoA
— Boots Riley (@BootsRiley) January 2, 2020
i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever
— Jackson Rickun (@JacksonRickun) December 31, 2019
heavybagofbones / Via twitter.com
New Years resolutions be like : pic.twitter.com/kVqaTnzBQl
— Chick-fil-A Uchiha(@CrispyAnime) December 28, 2019
My new years resolution pic.twitter.com/lLeBd43mIe
— Spike the Allosaur (@SpikeAllosaur) December 28, 2019
my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin
— liz (@liz_haydon) January 1, 2020
my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol
— bunny (@brendonisdead) December 29, 2019
new year’s resolutions:
-get a sword
-stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now)
-stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword)
-fight people with my sword
— harvard graduate (@heelyfanaccount) January 1, 2020
Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.
— Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) December 31, 2019
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
— Daniel KibblesMMXX (@kibblesmith) January 1, 2020
My resolution for 2018 is to start paying more attention
— Buffalo Jill (@Buffalojilll) December 30, 2019