#1

What's gonna be yall New Years resolution...?

We sticking to 1280x960 streched..

— Haci (@DonHaci) December 25, 2019

#2

MattTheBrand / Via twitter.com

#3

New year
resolution
End of the year https://t.co/x6AHXMei8J

— Daddddy is high (@Daddyistwenty) December 25, 2019

#4

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#5

SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
• predictable & boring
• nobody wants to hear about it

SAYING YOU "THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING"
• what the hell does that mean?
• are you some kind of ocean wizard?
• you seem mysterious & powerful

— Roxi Horror(@roxiqt) December 26, 2019

#6

I always like to look at Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942.

Pretty similar to what mine are each year. pic.twitter.com/9aJfYjhZoA

— Boots Riley (@BootsRiley) January 2, 2020

#7

i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever

— Jackson Rickun (@JacksonRickun) December 31, 2019

#8

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#9

New Years resolutions be like : pic.twitter.com/kVqaTnzBQl

— Chick-fil-A Uchiha(@CrispyAnime) December 28, 2019

#10

My new years resolution pic.twitter.com/lLeBd43mIe

— Spike the Allosaur (@SpikeAllosaur) December 28, 2019

#11

my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin

— liz (@liz_haydon) January 1, 2020

#12

my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol

— bunny (@brendonisdead) December 29, 2019

#13

new year’s resolutions:

-get a sword
-stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now)
-stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword)
-fight people with my sword

— harvard graduate (@heelyfanaccount) January 1, 2020

#14

Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.

— Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) December 31, 2019

#15

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

— Daniel KibblesMMXX (@kibblesmith) January 1, 2020

#16

My resolution for 2018 is to start paying more attention

— Buffalo Jill (@Buffalojilll) December 30, 2019