#1

in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out

— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020

#2

I thought I was a homebody this whole time, but it turns out I’m a bewherethefuckiwannabe-body.

— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) March 18, 2020

#3

working up the confidence to be someone who does an “ask me a question” story on Instagram

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 19, 2020

#4

Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health

Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 18, 2020

#5

me: man it's hard to stay active an exercise while isolated at home.

everyone: here's an online workout you can join! try this yoga video! here are exercises you can do at home!

me:...just so hard. oh well back to the couch.

— niki ang (@nicolaang) March 18, 2020

#6

when i pass thru the background of my boyfriend's WFH video call: pic.twitter.com/1lTaeWUejs

— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 18, 2020

#7

oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 13, 2020

#8

Welp, turns out I don’t want to eat salad in the apocalypse either

— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) March 18, 2020

#9

Self-isolation on Twitter has the chaotic energy of a middle-school sleepover at about 2 30 a.m. when you can't stop laughing at the word "horse."

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 19, 2020

#10

[scattered applause] is the saddest closed captioning on a comedy special

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 16, 2020

#11

I either showered this morning or last Wednesday who’s to say? We’ll never know.

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) March 17, 2020

#12

me: i am gonna get so good at cooking
me, 3 days later: ah, another perfectly toasted Pop Tart

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 14, 2020

#13

“Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.”

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 15, 2020

#14

Watched hoards of L.A. people ram fully-loaded shopping carts like bumper cars in a fight to clean out a canned food aisle and thought, "I'm not singing from a fu*king balcony with any of you."

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 16, 2020

#15

hear me out: reeses cup but it’s the size of an extra large pizza

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) March 19, 2020

#16

Now is the perfect time to start my ideal dating relationship: occasional texts, never seeing each other, I bring “my boyfriend” up in every single conversation I have.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 16, 2020

#17

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

— lydia 🍃 (@lydiakahill) March 19, 2020

#18

me in 1 week watching a scrap of plastic blow across the street pic.twitter.com/ZvXlCIQbzy

— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 17, 2020

#19

me writing a "how i work from home" guide pic.twitter.com/2jJkplVCLj

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 18, 2020

#20

The downside to everyone knowing you’re home under quarantine is not having an alibi for why you’re not responding. pic.twitter.com/4B4LpmGb9F

— Francheska (@HeyFranHey) March 18, 2020

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