#1

Pumping. So that you and your kids can both cry over spilled milk. #breastfeeding #momproblems

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 20, 2015

#2

I have a meeting in another building in 3 minutes but if you think I am turning this pump off while the milk is flowing, you're nuts.

— Elita (@ElitatheLibra) May 23, 2012

#3

I bet a 14-year-old boy thinks a breast pump is something much cooler than what it actually is.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) July 28, 2014

#4

Remember when you used to use the breast pump and sing Madonna's "Express Yourself"? Hahaha! Oh, wait we didn't do that either.

— Mouthy Housewives (@MouthyHousewife) August 17, 2012

#5

My wife posted items to sell online but left my contact info so right now I'm having a lovely conversation about a breast pump.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) January 28, 2013

#6

Another cute thing I tell my kids is that when it snows, Mother Nature is cleaning out her breast pump.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 7, 2011

#7

Drywall guy: Hi there.
Me: Ignore the baby playing with the shattered remains of a breast pump. Now, let's patch some holes.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) June 12, 2014

#8

Hiding in a closet pumping twice a day is GETTING PRETTY OLD. Also, accidentally licking breast milk off my iPhone screen.

— Courtney (@Discourt) August 20, 2012

#9

It's time to pump milk again. Can I get paid to pump? Or at least receive a free smoothie with every five bottles I fill?

— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) May 30, 2010

#10

My 4yo son lovingly refers to my wife's breast pump as "the boobiesuckerthing." He's also called my chest, "boobies." This can't end well.

— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) January 7, 2014

#11

Well I successfully got unhooked from pump, consolidated milk, put in fridge and got to the bathroom before puking. Gold star?

— Brandy (@mannlymama) February 25, 2013

#12

Was just treated to a fireworks show courtesy of my breast pump. 😱😱😱😱😱

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) October 29, 2018

#13

Just cried while throwing out my old breast pump with the milk stains still in the tubing. The pump that made those funky noises, was a pain to use and clean, and helped me nourish my two babies now almost 4 and 7. Parenthood is complicated.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) June 9, 2019

#14

When I stored wife's breast pump away I accidentally included tips from a cake-icing gun. The next baby is gonna get some cool-shaped milk!

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 25, 2012

#15

I can’t even describe how angry and jealous I am that people like Hannah get to have breast-pump backpacks. I had my child in the Stone Age!

— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) April 17, 2017

#16

I've got a hand breast pump and a riding crop in my bag. TSA should be fun!

— Kristen Mei Chase (@thatkristen) September 10, 2011

#17

my bffs breast pump keeps saying TACO pic.twitter.com/bMXvDaigf6

— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) June 2, 2016

#18

The 2yo just tried to play my breast pump like a trumpet. Also, I scored more pics for the Photos To Show My Daughter's Future Dates album.

— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) August 13, 2013

#19

Whoever said they've never cried over spilled milk has obviously never spilled 8ozs of breastmilk they just finished pumping.

— Courtney (@Discourt) December 7, 2014

#20

When you accidentally turn the breast pump on full power ... 😳

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) February 18, 2016

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